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Post by IonFox on Tue Aug 07, 2007 8:43 pm

A foreign Newspaper wants to publish a report about the life in Egypt,So they send a female reporter to interview the common citizen in egypt..when she arrives at cairo..she picks a random guy ,and starts her interview.
Reporter: Hi Egyptian

Egyptian: We 3alkom el salam ya 2otta

Reporter: Do u speak english

Egyptian: Berfect

Reporter: Do u mind if i interview u?

Egyptian: No, i dont have a mind

Reporter: What' s your name?


Reporter: Sex?

Taha: I love it

Reporter: oh no, i meant male or female?

Taha (yelling): what do u sink?

Reporter: Its just for the sake of the report..never mind...male. ...

Taha: yas male..and i can brove it any time u want

Reporter: No, thanks,I' ll take u for ur word...so..how do u find life here in egypt?

Taha: Egybt.. very nice cantry..nice wezar..nice food..byramidz

Reporter: oh well..beside the weather and the pyramids..what else do ulike in ur country?

Taha: Byramids, nice wezar, nice food

Reporter:Ok .. lets move on..what do u do?

Taha: I am very well ,sank u

Reporter:No, I mean do u have a job?

Taha(looking around him and whispering): Jobat?..no i dont have any(jobat).. lessa
mastaba7nash. .do u have a (job) with u?..we can esmoke it in my car..dont warry about bolice

Reporter:Oh my god,DO YOU WORK?

Taha: Yas yas..Taxi drivar

Reporter:What do u think about the traffic problem in egypt?

Taha:Very big broblem..very much cars..u see?..but za guvurment istrying to make it
bettar..zey did the circle street and za me7war street..and zey make all streets one way so if u go..u cant comeback..niahahaha 3

Reporter: What about the economic problems in Egypt?

Taha:I do not undurstand what u say

Reporter:I mean..how do u deal with money problems in egypt?

Taha: No NO NO..egybt very rich cantry...we have alot of cotton..alot ofwater..and we
have byramidz

Reporter: So do u make a lot of money?

Taha:No no.. it is not legal to make money..one frend i know make money at home..and he
go to brizon..if u make money at home..u can only giveit to za banzeena man..they take any money

Reporter: let me rephrase..since Egypt is a rich country.. do u have alot of money?

Taha:me?! ..Not alot..but I eat and drink Al7amdulelah?

Reporter:Then where does all the money go?

Taha: Guvurment

Reporter:And what does the government do with the money?

Taha:Zey Build circle street,me7war street and make all streets one way

Reporter:well , Ok...Do u vote?

Taha:What duz zat mean?

Reporter:Do u choose your president



Taha(nervously) : i didnt give my voice..but if i was..i will give him my voice

Reporter:Why him?

Taha:Because he was an airoplane in za war..he waz za leadar airoplane

Reporter: But there r no wars right now

Taha:But if we have war..u see?...we know we will have a very good airoplane in it

Reporter:what about the last 26 years ?

Taha:I got marry..and have 3ala2 and Amira..and drive taxi

Reporter:No, i meant what did Mubarak do for Egypt in the last 26 years

Taha:He build circle street,me7war street and make all streets one way

Reporter:Thank you very much for ur time Mr. Taha

Taha: No broblem,only 10 bounds

Reporter: I never said i will pay u for this

Taha: Ok..just give me the (job) then..we smoke ,and make head


Taha:ok ok..need a Taxi?
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Post by Tulip on Tue Aug 07, 2007 8:51 pm

gamdaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hehehehehehehe lol!


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Post by wael on Tue Aug 07, 2007 9:20 pm

lol! lol! lol!
gamda mooot ya ion
thnx ya prince


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Post by Reham on Wed Aug 08, 2007 10:23 am

hehehehehee so nice ya ion lol!

el masryeen ahoma Laughing


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Post by POSY on Wed Aug 08, 2007 11:19 am

ta7eya kebeera lel circle street w me7war street Very Happy:D

thxx ya ionzzzz

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Post by EVO on Wed Aug 08, 2007 2:03 pm

Allah 3alek ya Ion...Da mowaten masry malosh 7al w belzat el 7etta di ga7da

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Egyptian: We 3alkom el salam ya 2otta


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Post by mando on Wed Aug 08, 2007 7:49 pm

ta7ya el me7war street we circle street
add to them ds city deh mia mia pyramids

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